Saturday, October 11, 2008

Flash: Pope Catholic, Bears Shit In Woods, Sky Blue!

PALIN FOUND TO HAVE ABUSED POWERS IN TROOPERGATE SCANDAL.... A bipartisan legislative panel investigating Sarah Palin's Troopergate scandal voted unanimously this evening to release a report documenting its findings. Lo and behold, Palin was found to have abused the powers of her office and, despite her claims otherwise, fired the state public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, in because he refused to fire the governor's ex-brother-in-law.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer lady.

Full report here (pdf).

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