Mark Rove

A fat fuck who lies for a living who isn't named Rush Limbaugh and, indeed, makes ol' Rush look like a straight shooter?!? Nah, can't be!

Oh, yes! And guess what? He pretends to be a Democrat. And he's the person Bill and Hill trust more than anyone—their own personal Karl Rove, named Mark Penn. Click through to USA Today article to listen to the skeeve bash Obama and then lie about it. On tape. 

You just gotta love these people. This is Team Clinton, folks.

Choice cut:

Though the campaign later argued that he hadn't said it, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's chief campaign strategist told reporters this morning that Sen. Barack Obama "can't win the general election."

He also says Obama can't pass the risible "Commander-in-Chief Test." The freshly-minted "Economy Test." And, get this, "The Keystone Test." LOL. I can't wait to hear what they come up with next.